Two normal people
trying not to be
idiots with money.
Two incomes, no kids, zero excuses. We track every dollar we spend and share it publicly. Not because we've figured it out—because we haven't.
You're welcome to follow along, judge us, or steal ideas. We deserve all three.
View Latest ReportLatest: February 2026
Full report →💰 Total Damage
$0😬 Over Los Angeles Avg
1 categories
🤦 Dumbest Buy
$39
Los Angeles metro avg (BLS Consumer Expenditure Survey)
How this works
🧾 Track every dollar
Every dollar, every category, every month. No rounding, no hiding.
📏 Compare to Los Angeles averages
BLS Consumer Expenditure Survey data shows where we're normal and where we're... not.
😱 Confess the dumb stuff
Each month, we each pick our most regrettable purchase. Public shame is free therapy.
🫵 You judge us
Not financial advice. Just two people trying to be less bad with money, in public.
📁 The Receipts
2025
$22,937 spent · 2 categories over avg
$21,037 spent · 2 categories over avg
$19,637 spent · 1 categories over avg
$19,237 spent · 1 categories over avg
$20,437 spent · 1 categories over avg
$22,137 spent · 2 categories over avg
$20,737 spent · 1 categories over avg
$19,037 spent · 1 categories over avg
$20,137 spent · 1 categories over avg
$19,437 spent · 1 categories over avg